Every reply you post on a Steam review is read by the next hundred buyers. Get 66 copy-paste templates for every review type — bug reports, refund threats, unfair reviews, praise — plus a tone calibrator that scores your draft before you post it.
Paste a draft reply below and get a 12-point checklist with a score. This is the real tool from the download.
[placeholders] and when-to-use notes.Hi [player], thanks for the detailed report — this is exactly the kind of info that helps us track it down. I've logged the [issue] and we're looking into it now. If you get a chance, dropping your specs and save file on our Discord ([link]) would speed things up a lot. Appreciate you taking the time."
Hi [player], thanks for the honest feedback. [game] is tuned to be challenging, but 'challenging' should never mean 'unfair,' and it sounds like we missed that line for you. A couple of things that help most players: [2-3 concrete tips]. If you're still bouncing off, [difficulty option / assist mode] exists precisely for this — no shame in it, it's there to be used."
Hi [player], sorry [game] wasn't for you — no hard feelings at all. Since you're within Steam's refund window, you can request it directly here: [Steam refund link]. It usually processes within a few days. If you ever want to give it another shot after [upcoming update], we'd love to have you back."
Hi [player], quick correction in case it helps: [game] does have [feature] — you can find it under [menu path]. Totally fair if it wasn't discoverable enough; that's feedback we're acting on. If you give it another try and still bounce off, that's a legit review — I just didn't want a UI miss to cost us both."
Hi [player], thank you — short reviews like this genuinely make our week. If you ever feel like spreading the word, a quick tell-a-friend does more for a tiny studio like ours than any ad campaign. Enjoy the rest of [game]!"
Hi [player], this is a really good suggestion — [feature] fits [game]'s [systems/fantasy] well. I can't promise it'll make it in (roadmap tetris is real), but it's going on the consideration list, and ideas with community backing move faster. Thanks for thinking about the game this carefully."
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No — each of the 66 has a specific scenario ("bug we can't reproduce", "refund used as leverage", "reviewing the wrong game") with copy written for that exact situation, plus [placeholders] for names, versions, and links. Adapt the specifics to the actual review before posting.
It's a 12-point client-side checklist: greeting, empathy, thanks, defensive phrasing, non-apologies, blame language, risky promises, length, caps, exclamation marks, next steps, and refund handling. Each check passes, warns, or fails, producing a 0–100 score with a post / polish / rewrite verdict. It runs entirely in your browser.
The guide includes a triage table: always reply to detailed bug reports and thoughtful negatives, correct factual errors once and kindly, thank positive reviewers, and handle refund threats graciously with the refund link. Obvious trolls get one calm factual line — or nothing.
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